I should have listened to her. She was right. It DOES have feelings. [[What do you mean?| What do you mean?]] [[Okay, what do you want to do?|Okay, what do you want to do?]] Well, first thing's first. We have to get the hell out of here. [[Why?|Scoff]]Do you hear that clicking noise? Like humming? Or screaming? [[Yeah|Cicadas]]That's the trees! They're //screaming.// [[No, those are cicadas.|Prove they aren't cicadas]] [[Wait, what? The trees are screaming?|Believe the trees]]//reaches into a tree and pulls hand back <img src=http://johnbokma.com/mexit/2007/07/04/cicada-on-hand-esme-1.jpg> Do you hear it making noise? [[No|Noiseless cicada]]Yep. They're screaming because we cut a bunch of sycamores down. [[Oh... oh shit.|Okay, what do you want to do?]]That's because they //don't//. It's. The. Trees! [[Oh... oh shit.|Okay, what do you want to do?]] /scoffs Because trees. Are. //SCREAMING.// [[Okay yeah, that's annoying. But I mean, it's not //that// annoying. Why do we need to run?|Wolf cry]]You hear that wolf holwing? [[Yeah|Closer]]Well, it didn't start doing that until the trees started screaming. [[Okay, and?|It'sGetting Closer]]It's getting closer. And just before you got here, I heard a scream from over where it is. That shut it up for a while but it's just starting up again. [[Okay, let's get back to the boat then|Thank you]]Fuck! <img src=http://www.eleanorkeewellman.com/Other/FINE-ART-PRINTS/i-p7NpsJG/0/S/AlgonquinWolfThruTrees98428b-S.jpg> RUN! [[/begin running|Running]] [[/aim rifle at wolf|angry tree]] Head to the boat! [[/Run like hell to the river|Riverboat]]I think we've lost it, the boat should be just up over that hill. [[/keep running over hill, about 15 feet behind|Fucking boat]]Don't! /gun gets knocked from your hands by a branch behind you /you curse the wind Run you idiot! [[/run like hell to the river|Riverboat]]Oh nooooo.... <img src=http://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.1491024.1376249230!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg> [[Holy shit! The river is taking it under! What can we do John? Why didn't you just listen to her?|John?]] [[John?|Uh oh]] [[/turn around|chomp]] <img src=http://www.skinnymoose.com/bbb/files/2011/09/petawolf1.jpg> [[/RUN|Fuckfuckfuck]]Fuckfuckfuck [[//look back while running|trip]]<img src=http://stuffpoint.com/wolves3/image/313976-wolves3-running-wolves.jpg> [[FUCK! /turn back|root]]<img src=http://24.media.tumblr.com/e90c8045f84d46267fd92f5a05cd6f34/tumblr_mfgr4xkOd91rmdeaso1_500.gif> /you trip [[/Scuttle away from wolves|whimper]] <img src=http://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/images/wolf-growl.jpg> [[No! No! I'm sorry! I'll leave! I AHHhhhhhhh!!!....|Silence]] [["I'm sorry sire."|Flash forward]]What do you mean you're sorry? [[I have just returned from America. There is no sign of the expedition. Nothing from Smith, Newport, or their crews.|What?!]]But, how can that be!? We sent them with no expense spared. We had gotten word back that they had landed in Jamestown! [[I know, sire. But there was nothing there. We went to the place as identified on the map that Smith sent us.|Weird]] Did you find anything? [[Nothing, sire. The river was calm, and the woods were silent. And there was absolutely no sign of anyone in the expedition.|Wolves]]If I didn't know you so well, Edward, I would say that what you tell me is impossible. [[I know, sire. There was one thing though.|Wolves for real]] What? [[Wolves. Five of them. Sitting by the river, watching our every move. We didn't even have the chance to get off the boat.|Cancel]]How very peculiar, Edward. But very well. Cancel our plans for the New World. We'll just let the Spanish have it and attack them when they aren't looking. [[Yes, sire.|The End]]The end.